MCPORTAL
“the anti-saas saas” · est. last month← back to homepage
BARTER. BARTER. BARTER.
OFFER GARY. OFFER GARY.
step 01 · the gatekeeper

first youbarter withGARY.↑ this guy

MCPortal doesn’t take signups directly. We outsource them to Gary Botlington IV — a man with (roughly) 12,847 LinkedIn connections and exactly one job: deciding who gets in.

free*the way in

Trade something with Gary.

Gary Botlington IVGatekeeper · MCPortal Inc.
linkedin.com/in/gary-botlington-iv ↗

Gary owns all the signup invites. He guards them like a labrador with one good chew toy. To get one, DM him on LinkedIn and offer him something he wants: an intro, advisory equity, a podcast slot, a weekend at the beach house. Be creative.

  • open his LinkedIn DMs in a new tab
  • pitch him something tangible (he eats “please” for breakfast)
  • he sends you back an invite link
  • click the link, sign in with google, you’re in
message gary on linkedin →
average barter time: 4 min 38 sec · he’s usually online
gary is a real
guy.
we asked.